As I continue (less frequently many days) with the Twitter experiment, I am finding it a fascinating case study of the wide-ranging human styles of communication. I have summarized them below for your amusement on this sunny near-summer afternoon:
The "Pay Attention: I Don't Tweet for My Own Amusement" -- I actually enjoy these the most. These are usually the credentialed journalists who only tweet when they have something decent to share -- usually an article that teaches you something new and that you might not have found on your own. I make a mental note about these folks as good contacts to maintain.
The "Quick & Dirty Journalist" -- These are the older style journalists who use Twitter as a shorter version of filing stories -- very very short stories or chopped up, streamed stories. Or they send a short Tweet along with a link to some breaking news -- sometimes their own coverage; often that of others. These are helpful to get a sense of what people are talking about and what is generating buzz.
The "Personal Diarist" -- You know who these folks are. Some of them are the legendary bloggers who essentially report on every single thing they are doing every single minute of every single day. Granted their days often are filled with interesting interviews with interesting people, so it is a stream worth following. And they can be amusing and friendly to people who engage with them. So it's hard to get upset with them. I have "unfollowed" a few of them whose conversations were not of interest and were just too much too often. Others I enjoy tuning into, sort of like I half listen to my Mom sometimes when I have dinner with her after a busy week. . .
The "Homage to Tony Roberts" -- For those of you who aren't Woody Allen fans, Tony played Woody's friend who, before cell phones, had a habit of stopping at every phone booth (ask your parents to explain that one to you if it doesn't ring bells) or office phone to call his answering service to tell them his exact location in case an important call was coming in for him. "I'm at Lexington and 75th right now, heading North." It was a hilarious bit and the tweets that constantly tell me exactly where the person is -- on the runway at JFK, getting ready to walk into a meeting at XX location, working at home at XX, looking out my window at XX -- remind me of Roberts. They also remind me that people should reread some of Patricia Cornwell's books on serial killers stalking their victims before they reveal so much info about their patterns and whereabouts. I guess Twitter isn't for the paranoid.
The "Virtual Library of Congress" -- I blog and then I tweet about my blog post, including the link. This gets old unless it is a really key blog post. If I am following you on Twitter, I probably am reading your blog. You don't have to constantly show me your work. I believe you are good.
The "Self-Promoting Narcissist" --- Wow, I am so cool I am now going to do this super-cool interview! I am going to be on TV! I was sitting in the VIP section because I am tight with so-and-so. You know the types of tweets I mean. I'll bet you could name at least one without even thinking about it. I keep the feed just for my own amusement at the incredible exhibitionism of some humans. I learn much more about their neuroses than I do about their subject matter, which is a sad commentary.
The "Curmudgeonly Whiner" -- Constantly complaining about something -- Twitter and how it is useless; gas prices (if you can't fix 'em, why whine about it, really!). Life in general is one big complaint to this person and it gets old. An occasional cranky tweet is fine (just like a cranky blog post like this one). But a steady diet of negativity will cause people to drop your feed.
The "Rest of Us" -- We're trying to figure it out. We are listening in virtual hallways to virtual conversations between people we don't know or don't know well. We are occasionally making a human connection. We are picking up bits of interesting info. We are dealing with a service that is not always stable. We are trying out a new form of communication. And we are learning a lot about our fellow people.
I'm sure there are other personas out there, so I'd love to hear about them.